10 COMMENTS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR ON A CHAIRLIFT

TRAPPED HIGH UP IN THE AIR WITH NO WAY TO ESCAPE UNTIL THE TOP, THESE ARE THE 10 COMMENTS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR ON A CHAIRLIFT WITH A STRANGER

1.  It's my very first chairlift. Oh AND my first time on a snowboard

2.  This metal bar reminds me of prison

3.   Hi, my name’s Piers Morgan

4.   Oh I almost didn't recognise you sober and with your clothes on

5    Is that an avalanche coming straight towards us?

6.   Ones just on one’s way to meet Camilla

7.   Isn't that your glove down there in the gully?

8.   Oops. Too many chilli beans for dinner

9.   Looks like we’re up here for the night

10. Can you please stop the chair swaying? Think I’m about to …