These are the 10 New Year's Resolutions made by seasonaires just after midnight on New Year's Day. Mostly, they last until just after midday, 12 hours later.
- Never Again will I sleep with xxxx
- Never Again will I sleep with xxxx for the hell of it,
- Never Again will I drink toffee vodka,
- Never Again will I drink Jagerbombs,
- Never Again will I drink Genepi,
- Never Again will I drink Chartreuse,
- Never Again will I devour a good three quarters of the chalet cake,
- Never Again will I accidentally sleep in all day and miss a bluebird,
- Never Again will I think that I'm Katie Summerhayes/ Jenny Jones/ Billy Morgan/ Shaun White/ James Woods when attempting a jump,
- Never Again will I think that it's a good idea to mix toffee vodka/ Jagebombs/ Genepi/ Chartreuse with the necessary copious amount of pain killers after hitting that kicker and thinking I was Katie Summerhayes/ Jenny Jones/ Billy Morgan/ Shaun White/ James Woods.
